The Superficial

Have you been wandering around in the dark like a blind baby animal because you don’t know how Britney ended up in the hospital or why the cast of The Hills are so mad at each other? Well curse the darkness no more; The Superficial has come to lead you into the light. At first it seems like your normal celebrity gossip e-rag, and then you get to lines like, “Nobody told their daughters to get naked for me. They just bought them pepper spray and self-defense classes. Which is why I spent most of high school being called ‘Pepperface McKick-in-the-balls.’” And you realize this isn’t just a tmz.com wannabe, it’s the holy grail of blogs devoted to watching stars implode. And sometimes there’s nudity.

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