Chuck Norrisisms

Is Chuck Norris really more than a man, yet less than a God? This is a question that has been pondered by some of the greatest minds of our time. I have heard that his tears can cure cancer…yet he has never cried. I have also heard that he had his urine canned and sold as a beverage, and that this tasty treat is known as Red Bull. After watching countless hours of Walker: Texas Ranger, I still had no solid answer. So I moved my studies to the Internet; the information super highway! And I found pages upon pages on the legends of Chuck Norris. Now you must go to Google.com and search for "Chuck Norrisisms." See for yourself that Mr. Norris truly is more than a man!
– Jonathan LeRoy Altepeter

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